Whoaaaaa. I didn't know they had tapcafs like this on Hapes!

... I'm gonna be in trouble, aren't I?

[ The twelve-year-old -- who, yes, as his icons would suggest, looks near-identical to a certain dead Jedi kid -- hesitates. Trouble doesn't scare him! But, well ... Captain Solo does, a bit. Princess Leia even more. He doesn't want Princess Leia ( Read more... )

[Because this is a magical tapcaf, Anakin is beautiful again. (This is a legitimate reason. That, and the laughs that will be had). He blinks bemusedly, wondering if his drink has been spiked again.]

"OK. This isn't Hoth. And this isn't Echo Base."

Luke Skywalker is here. Yeah, that Luke Skywalker. The famous one.

"Why am I in a cantina?"

So....what does a guy have to do to get a drink in this place?

This is certainly much different than what I expected.

Uh, everyone?

While you were all busy being distracted by the adorable mass of children, it seems Master Kenobi has collapsed on the floor over here.

I believe the expression is passed out dead drunk?

Can someone please help me to get him upright so that he doesn't end up choking on his tongue? Whatever happened here?

None of you are showing Lord Vader the proper respect he is due.

Have you forgotten so quickly that we all are safe and at peace because of his noble self-sacrifices?

If this is truly the fickleness of the Empire's citizenry, no wonder that accursed rebellion found so many recruits.I do not enjoy violence, but the next person who does not ( Read more... )

Oh kriff guys I am so bored. Damn, I'd rather be doing those stupid sim runs my mom makes me do than be stuck here.

C'mon guys. Let's have a party. Or a sabacc game! We can play sabacc. You guys bring the alcohol. It'll be fun.

[Magical Tapcaf, whenever this is-- all tiny characters tagged, OPEN to everyone]

[[TIME FOR CUTE]]

"Garen, I don't get this game."

"Little Mr. Skywalker," Garen said, furrowing his brow. "This is hopscotch. You can count, yes ( Read more... )

This is getting ridiculous. Surely the Force does not hold this much contempt for releasing me back to the mortal coil. Surely I did not sin so much in my former life to deserve this. Did I?

Yet more dark side versions of my children and grandchildren?